Excuses for sleeping at work

Some of these were my styles when I was working in an Insurance Company, the office was so cozy that after having lunch I feel sleepy, so if I was not surfing the net. I'd sneak a sleep. But that was long before, I'm a changed woman now. Jobless! LOL! Can't think of anything to post so enjoy this at the moment.


1. The guys at the blood bank told me this might happen.

2. This is just a 15 minute power nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to.

3. I was working smarter - not harder.




4. I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!


5. This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!





6. I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance.

7. I'm in the management training program.

8. I'm actually doing a Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan (SLEEP).
I learned at the last mandatory seminar you made me attend.

9. This is in exchange for the six hours last night when I dreamed about work!

10. I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work related stress. Do you discriminate against people who practice Yoga?

11. Damn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.

12. The coffee machine is broken....

13. Someone must have put decaf in the wrong pot.

14. Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off.

15. Geez, I thought you (the boss) were gone for the day.